Hi my animal friends. It has come to the attention of the local coyote council that the local humans may be trying to stop our spread into their habitat areas. Please be aware that at this time it is still just a rumor. The humans continue to let their furry friend the cat out for us to eat and the other human favorite the small dog is also being let out alone. I ask you my brothers and sisters if the human really wanted us gone would they not stop giving us taste morsels to dine upon. Also they continue this bizarre ritual of compost. These compost piles have delicious remnants of human dinner. These humans really know how to eat. When the council determines how to create disposable thumbs be aware that we will be conducting cooking classes. There is another fact that we must consider, the humans keep catching us and putting funny things around our necks. Everyone that has been caught returns fine with a new decoration. If the humans truly meant us harm would they not do it at the time we are vulnerable. Please remember if you spot any dangerous human report to the council so we may share the news and avoid the area. Also please continue to post where humans are leaving that lovely compost so we all may share in the good meals.
Thank you for your time and attention coyote council OOOOWWWWUUUUUUU.
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